paragonikathryn:

falstafff:

i don’t understand why people don’t instantly respond to “what would your dream superpower be” with the ability to manipulate probability.
think about it. what’s the chance someone will drop 1mil in front of me? 0%? let’s make that 100%. what’s the probability i’ll wake up tomorrow and be X gender? 100%. what’s the probability my bathtub is filled with mac and cheese? 100%.

This is genius

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skellettes:

sneak peek from 50 shades of gray!!

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Ok so I was watching Atlantis: The Lost Empire (again)... ›

rivendellbitch:

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rivendellbitch:

And I noticed something…

so this is the first time we see the king of Atlantis, right?

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Then he says this while his wife is drawn into the heart of Atlantis:

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Notice how he’s not looking away. The next time we…

zerostigma:

I just remembered how hilarious it was to watch this shit on national television.

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sylvehun:

holy shit

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gamercrunch:

Found this ad in a Nickelodeon magazine from 2004.

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iamretrokid:

lmafo did he just enchant him?

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edgebug:

instead of watching the 50 Shades trailer, why not just make awkward eye contact with a total stranger at the grocery store for a solid 2 minutes and 34 seconds? you get the same skin-crawling, uncomfortable feeling but without the shitty writing, terrible acting and massive dose of rape culture

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bredawn

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When a fine girl calls you “papi” “boo” “babe” in front of your boys

blackjackmothafucka:

you turn and look at them like

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shialebuffalo:

liking 2,197 facebook pages in 2008 is my biggest regret

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rebelfleur326:

drakesquad:

tuggywuggy:

drakesquad:

i’ll be like 40 w/no kids and people will say “aw i’m so sorry for you” and i’ll be like how was the fucking wiggles reunion tour asshole i went to italy last week for fun and didn’t have to hire a sitter

This is a very sad mentality. To think oneself more important than that of progeny is the sign of a failed human life.

so the wiggles concert wasn’t as good as you thought it would be huh

I feel drakesquad on a personal level.

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