dry-cereal:

dry-cereal:

dry-cereal:

once i was sick so i got a prescription for codeine cough syrup and when i went to pick it up the pharmacist was like “you really won’t need all of this” and i was like “it’s ok i could just sell it at school” and he was like “YEAAAAAAAH FUTURE PHARMACIST” and fist bumped me

ok apparently this pharmacist is my brother’s old pot dealer

his name is scooter

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fuck this

sixpenceee:

I interrupt this spooky blogging, to bring you truth bombs from Ryan (Dear Ice Bucket Challenge Hates) 

brightchimeradragon:

just-bx:

Just SCience

IT TOOK ME TWO TIMES TO UNDERSTAND WHAT WAS GOING ON, HOLY FUCKING SHIT MY SIDES.

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Behind the scenes of Drake and Josh

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We’re all going to hell for this

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germangirlfriend:

clarissagoyle:

Looks like Steven Tyler had a good day

#goals

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huntersnetv2:

GET THIS OUT OF MY LIFE

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sandandglass:

Source

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  • me to a white person: what's your ethnicity
  • white person: i'm 1/4 vanilla bean, 2 cups of skim milk, 3 tablespoons of tapioca, 1 teaspoon of corn starch etc

cyborglovesong:

Velma is having none of your vampire shit today.

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