Bill Gates jumping over a chair

nice one bill

Ahhh the 90’s. What a time to be alive!

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Willow Smith made this Vine about her brother bruh

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Feminism is not about who opens the jar.

It is not about who pays for the date. It is not about who moves the couch. It is not about who kills the bugs. It is not about who cooks the dinner. It’s not even about who stays home with the kids, as long as the decision was made together, after thinking carefully about your situation and coming to an agreement that makes sense for your particular marriage and family.

It is about making sure that nobody ever has to do anything by “default” because of their gender. The stronger person should move the couch. The person who enjoys cooking more, has more time for it, and/or is better at it should do the cooking. Sometimes the stronger person is male, sometimes not. Sometimes the person who is best suited for cooking is female, sometimes not. You should do what works.

But it is also about letting people know that it is okay to change. If you’re a woman who wants to become stronger, that’s great. If you’re a man who wants to learn how to cook, that’s also great. You might start out with a relationship where the guy opens all the jars and the girl cooks all the meals, but you might find that you want to try something else. So try it.


ok this is my favorite picture of kanye ever

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Celebrities doing the ALS ice bucket challenge

wow im really happy that all of these wealthy people would prefer doing this than donating money to a charity that will save lives

Okay, I’m a stop you right there. Yes, the basis of the challenge is dump water on your head or donate. But what this challenge is meant to do is RAISE AWARENESS. People who see this end up wondering and then learning what ALS is. And who better to spread the message than celebrities?

People who do the challenge are also still asked to make a donation, and to pass on the challenge. This is good. These celebrities are raising awareness, spreading the message, and probably still donating. But hey, they’re horrible people because they participated in this right? It would ‘ve been better if they wrote a check and never told anyone about it at all.

fun reminder that lady gaga also did this and then donated $10,000 to the foundation and i doubt she’s the only one to do that so pls chill

Seriously, how many people out there had never even heard of ALS, or had only heard of it vaguely in passing before their favourite celeb participated?

And I’m willing to bet a huge number of them donated more than the $100 or whatever you have to donate if you refuse to do it. $100 is pocket change for a lot of these folks.

" As of Monday, August 18, The ALS Association has received $15.6 million in donations compared to $1.8 million during the same time period last year…These donations have come from existing donors and 307,598 new donors to The Association.” (x) You can bet your ass that most of those new donors came because of the celebrities. And once you’ve donated to a charity, chances are good that you’ll donate again. Oh, and sleepcastiel? Have you donated?

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Jimmy Fallon pays tribute to Robin Williams on The Tonight Show

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Abandoned Goma airport, Democratic Republic of the Congo, transformed into ideal playground | Mail Online

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I look forward to having sore muscles after a good workout. It’s the silent affirmation that I crave. No matter how much I screw up elsewhere, at least I can do something right. That singular something is all I need. I know I’m a dweeb but it feels good to better myself for the right reasons.


i just wanted to put this out there since im sure it’ll get written about differently tomorrow. 

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they didn’t even come to fight they came there to talk shit

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why didnt my parents name me something cool like exodius or blue eyes white dragon

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Have you ever taken a look at something and thought, “This is it. This is why God doesn’t speak to us. We’ve become monsters. Steve Buscemi in Spy Kids was fucking right.”

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the onion is being way too real rn

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top 10 cartoon network shows in my onion

  1. teen titans
  2. the grim adventures of billy and mandy
  3. codename: kids next door
  4. foster’s home for imaginary friends
  5. adventure time
  6. ed, edd, n eddy
  7. courage the cowardly dog 
  8. powerpuff girls
  9. dexter’s lab
  10. ben 10

Ok but why are there shows in your onions?

my onion has a lot of storage. very useful 

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